Stunning Renovated, Tall ceilings, & Very spacious - Step right up, folks, and feast your eyes on this so-called "2 bedroom, 1 bathroom wonder"! Are you tired of spacious living rooms that actually feel like shoeboxes? Well, look no further because this place boasts a living room so vast, you might mistake it for an indoor football field.
But hold your applause because that's not all! The "nice size" living room is adorned with the latest in vinyl flooring – because nothing says luxury like the illusion of hardwood without the price tag. It's like walking on clouds, if clouds were made of cheap imitations and dashed dreams.
And let's not forget the piece de resistance – the newly redone floors. Because who needs consistency when you can have a mishmash of styles? Step from vinyl to hardwood and back again, as if your feet are on a rollercoaster of poor design choices.
But hey, don't take my word for it – come on down and book a tour! Witness the spectacle for yourself, and try not to trip on the conflicting floor textures. This 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom masterpiece awaits, promising you an experience you won't soon forget. Or maybe you will, because who can remember anything when you're busy navigating this flooring maze? Tour at your own risk!
Stunning Renovated, Tall ceilings, & Very spacious - Step right up, folks, and feast your eyes on this so-called "2 bedroom, 1 bathroom wonder"! Are you tired of spacious living rooms that actually feel like shoeboxes? Well, look no further because this place boasts a living room so vast, you might mistake it for an indoor football field.
But hold your applause because that's not all! The "nice size" living room is adorned with the latest in vinyl flooring – because nothing says luxury like the illusion of hardwood without the price tag. It's like walking on clouds, if clouds were made of cheap imitations and dashed dreams.
And let's not forget the piece de resistance – the newly redone floors. Because who needs consistency when you can have a mishmash of styles? Step from vinyl to hardwood and back again, as if your feet are on a rollercoaster of poor design choices.
But hey, don't take my word for it – come on down and book a tour! Witness the spectacle for yourself, and try not to trip on the conflicting floor textures. This 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom masterpiece awaits, promising you an experience you won't soon forget. Or maybe you will, because who can remember anything when you're busy navigating this flooring maze? Tour at your own risk!
(RLNE8373052)
For more info call (908) 443-7114 x42
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The apartment is a unit offered at a monthly price of $1,400. Both cats and dogs are allowed, but as always, double check with the manager about any specific pet concerns you may have.
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