{"id":4732,"date":"2017-01-13T10:16:41","date_gmt":"2017-01-13T15:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.renthop.com\/content-manager\/?p=4732"},"modified":"2017-01-13T10:17:07","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T15:17:07","slug":"reddits-9-funniest-roommate-horror-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.renthop.com\/blog\/reddits-9-funniest-roommate-horror-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Reddit’s 9 Funniest Roommate Horror Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

Behold, it’s Friday the 13th. We’ve been taught to fear the day as it is associated with unlucky and “scary” events. Well, nothing’s really scarier than horrible roommates<\/a>, is there? If you’ve ever had a bad roommate, you’re not alone. From not doing the dishes to playing music loudly when you’re sleeping, roommates can be some of the most annoying people in our lives<\/a>. So that you can feel better about your own roommate, here’s a list of what we found to be Reddit’s funniest horror stories.<\/p>\n

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1. Story from jarochange<\/h2>\n

“I lived with a really greasy guy, very unkempt, no hygiene what so ever. He didn’t even own a toothbrush which led me to believe that he didn’t brush his teeth. I assumed this for about four months until the day I came home to my housemate brushing his teeth… with MY toothbrush.”<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Story from\u00a0ajnack<\/h2>\n

“He woke me up at 3am. He dropped his pants to the ground. [Then he]said, “Tom Cruise was right about everything.” He then, with his pants still at his ankles, bunny-hopped back to his bed and fell asleep. I didn’t sleep that night.”<\/p>\n

3. Story from youaretherevolution<\/h2>\n

“She used to write down every single thing that happened to her…AND TO ME…on her public blog. I asked her to stop, she said that because I lived with her, it was her information and she would do with it as she wished.\u00a0<\/span>I found out later that when she would leave for days at a time (we didnt get along) she had digital cameras streaming online of what i was doing and instructed her internet friends to let her know if they saw me do anything weird. l<\/span>uckily she didnt have many friends, so i dont think anyone cared…”<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Story from nudebeach<\/h2>\n

“my roommate would get things out of the trash. like food even. then he would mix it in with his store-bought food so we learned never to “borrow” his food. this wasn’t his intention, but it was quite effective.\u00a0<\/span>one time he brought me back a whole bag of clothes from the trash. his mom was a teacher and would deep freeze a ton of tiny milk cartons she stole and give them to us. so sometimes we’d be drinking milk from six months ago. it required a whiff test.\u00a0<\/span>needless to say, he was a cheap bastard.”<\/span><\/p>\n

5. Story from Demonfizz<\/h2>\n

“I had a roommate who absolutely refused to buy toilet paper. After weeks of her stealing ours, the other 3 of us started hiding it so she would be forced to buy her own. Instead, she started taking heaps of napkins from restaurants and stealing rolls of our paper towels. One night we all went out to dinner, came home, and the entire basement was flooded because she backed up the toilet with god only knows how much shit that shouldn’t ever be flushed. That and she would keep piles of old food laying around her room…never did laundry…most disgusting human being I’ve ever met.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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